i think i love you.
i know for sure i am in love with your work.
have you considered moving to oklahoma and taking an apprentice? you should.
you could even skip the hassle of looking for such an apprentice – i'd be glad to volunteer.
my kitchen is about the size of a card deck, but you can call it home base for now.
please let me know if you are interested.
p.s. i could also offer my taste-testing abilities (for free).