because terrorists are funny. and because crocheted terrorists are even funnier.
and, now that i've just been added to the terror watch list, i think it's safe to say this:
i think mahmoud ahmadinejad is the cutest of all the religious zealots.
[via mightygoods.]
terrorism hand puppets
moss online, $55
you remember when i promised a gift guide, right?
well, i was really planning to do that until it occurred to me that the 500+ posts that so far make up this sad little blog are, truly, a gift guide in and of themselves.
so, tonight, instead of the gift of a promise kept, i'm here to tell you...
...you're welcome.
this is me opting to shop in tonight rather than braving the stores.
have i accomplished anything? no.
cocoa bar
uncommon goods, $15
sorry about the shitty res on that teacup. i got frustrated and gave up on fixing it. anyway... IF anthro had dinner plates for this setting, i would totally be sold because i'm already in love with what they do have (this teacup setting and dessert plates). any ideas on if or where i could dinner plates?
anthropologie, $7.95-$29.95
pee and poo plush dolls
scandinavian details, $40
i spied this coffee maker tonight in target, and it was insta-love.
no, i don't drink coffee. rarely, anyway.
but, yes, i do need this.
kitchenaid 10-cup programmable coffee maker
target, $79.99
ok, i just completely skipped the holiday gift-giving and -receiving excitement and went right on to the 'let's play dress up' excitement i'm typically more prone to around the holidays.
i am, for whatever reason, drawn to soft, furry things that i never will actually wear because of that 'oh yeah this animal was brutally killed and skinned for my vanity' moral conflict. [i do my best to block out all the thoughts of the poor animals whose hides adorn my feet and shoulder.]
but i could pull off this pretty stole from banana guilt-free, and i like that.
a little wool never hurt anyone!
alpaca stole
banana republic, $148
i'd consider a conversion from secularism for these cute invites.
menorah silhouette invites
plum party, $16 (set of 10)
spent the weekend in cape cod and had the very best time. had a hard time getting out of here thanks to a freak blizzard, an intrastate snow adventure and lots of airport chaos. but i made it and want to be back there right this second.
[photo courtesy of my phone, so forgive the image quality.]
... i promised a gift guide, and i swear more is to come.
