a nice-looking clock.



kikkerland flip clock
alphabets, $125

a kid-friendly flask.

this kind of makes it ok to drink around children, right?

pocket flask
alphabets, $40

rich people are crazy!

i suppose other people don't get as much delight out of the two-for-one target endcap toothpaste deals like i do.

if you aren't quite ready for the $160 toothpaste commitment, you can try one of four five-flavor packages: smoothie, sweet tooth, zen palette and east-meets-west. if you don't have a sweet tooth like mine, the indian curry or sweet salt varieties might be for you. sure, everyone likes fresh curry breath.

Breath Palette Deluxe 31-Flavor Toothpaste Kit
Neiman Marcus, $160

wake me up before you go go.

i realize i drink coffee an average of six times a year, but i've always loved this coffee mill. i'd drink more of it if i had this. and a coffee maker.

Burr Coffee Mill
KitchenAid, $129.99

top o' the morning to you. in the shower.

valentine's day is over, which means it's now time for st. patrick's day!

not soap radio four leaf clover bubble bath
PlumParty, $8 (on sale)

i prefer to not air my dirty laundry.

i've finally come to terms with the facts that 1: my laundry is getting out of control, and 2: i hate laundromats. so i have finally come up with a solution. i'll just have my laundry done for me.

now, the only hesitation i have about doing so is handing my dirty underwear over to someone i don't know. call me the anti-pervert, but that creeps me out for reasons i can't even begin to explain. BUT, if i could buy a mesh bag like this to hold my unmentionables, i would have less of a problem with it.

Mesh Wash Bag
The Container Store, $3.99

dopp kit.

when i think 'dopp kit,' i think 'dad.' but that doesn't have to be the case. (no pun intended. haha.) i can guarantee that i travel with more toiletries in tow than any straight man. therefore, i need a dopp kit.

Basic Dopp Kit
Flight 001, $24.99 (on sale)

here's hoping...

yeah, yeah, i know i probably have a necklace like this stowed away somewhere in this blog, but this one is different. it's big and fun. plus, it looks really nice on the girl with the pretty tan skin and perky breasts. so that must mean it will look good on me.

Horseshoe Necklace
ELSEWARES, $56

perfect in every way.

i have a feeling this green wouldn't look as hot on me as i would hope, but still, it's very pretty. and it's marked down from $195! it's perfect for all of those afternoon soirees i attend.

Emma Silk Faille Dress
J.Crew, $49.99

white bag.



Soft Tumbled Leather Tote
Gap, $58

hola, diego.

i can't tell you how much i want to be at target right now to check these out.

...t minus 33 minutes...

Mossimo Diego Flats
Target, $22.99

no more sneezing, please.

i don't understand why people come to work sick. it's gross. it's unhealthy. and it does nothing but spread around the office, which, in turn, jeopardizes my health and, ultimately, pisses me off. if i could build a plastic bubble around my desk, i would do it in a heartbeat.

Airborne
Target, $5.69

nice and cheap.



queen anne platter
west elm, $7.99 (on sale)

all the news that's fit to print.

if this were sitting on my desk here at work, maybe it would help me forget my red state (and newspaper) blues.

Newspaper Print Pencil Cup
The New York Times Store, $14.95

if you are vengeful, neurotic and hate your neighbors...

i mean, this is the perfect gift for someone who is as neurotic as i am when it comes to noise, or for someone whose neighbor constantly makes horse noises, hysterically laughs at what seems to be nothing or makes up and performs his own operettas in various languages which may or may not be completely made up.

Revenge CD
UncommonGoods, $20

bag.

the good thing about checking anthropologie's web site and not seeing anything new or fantastic is that everything you loved before is probably on sale.

fuji apple tote
Anthropologie, $94.95 (on sale)

trash can.

i like the graph paper one. very fun.

Translucent Paper Bin
The Container Store, $9.99

despensing delight.

imagine the possibilities with this little contraption. cereal, candy, granola. the possibilities are endless! plus, your kitchen could look like a candy store, which is a culinary aesthetic i've always tried to achieve.

Indespensable Countertop Dispenser
The Container Store, $59

three cheers for marc jacobs.



Marc by Marc Jacobs Velvet-Trim Coat
Neiman Marcus, $548

grapefruit fan.

i like all things citrus, especially fragrances when it's warm.

Jo Malone
Gloss.com, $50-$95

[can't think of a title...what is wrong with me?]

ok, i'll admit i completely just jacked this from lucky's picks of the week or whatever, but it reminded me that i once wanted this. 'butter shine' sold me. perhaps, now, it's time to buy some.

Clinique Colour Surge Butter Shine Lipstick
Gloss.com, $14

i judge books by their covers.

i am completely drawn to book covers in a way i shouldn't be as a quote-unquote word person.

By Its Cover: Modern American Book Cover Design
Veer, $29.95

men are from mars...

this looks like fun in an assembly-required kind of way.

Mikro-Man Mars
Veer, $18

a virtual-type gift.

so i was going to get this for my boyfriend for valentine's day, but it's been out of stock for some time now. so i figure it's safe to share my secret now and make you want the unattainable, too.

Kern Zip-up
Veer, $68

big. brown. beads.



Kola Bead Bracelet
Forever21, $3.80

more beads.

but i need white ones, so it's ok.

Graduated Bead Necklace
Forever21, $4.80

lovely.

to channel my inner alma garret. the opiate addiction just isn't doing it.

Pleated Vintage Shirt
Forever21, $15.80

much, much more to come.

in all three colors. it's so cheap.

High Neck Gathered Top
Forever21, $14.80

comfortable and cute.



Hooded Thermal Top
Forever21, $17.80

shirt.

i completely forgot about the cheap goodness of forever21.

Fitted Tie Neck Top
Forever21, $13.80

cute.

fresh out of quips tonight, so all i can say is this is cute.

large bee necklace
smallthings designs, $80

this skirt earns points...

for coming in this fantastic green. i can't wait for my legs to be free from the everyday pants rut i call winter. it would be nice to stock up on this skirt in every color.

Fine Jersey Drape Skirt
American Apparel Store, $30

essentially cool.

a new deodorant, thank god. though i am recovering from the problem that once controlled my life, i am still really excited about this new dove product. i haven't found it in stores yet, but i just sent away for a free sample. you can do so, too, if you're a fan of hot deodorizing action.

Dove Cool Essentials Deodorant
drugstore.com, $3.99

45 years later? wow.

holly golightly has never seemed so young.

Breakfast at Tiffany's (Anniversary Edition)
Amazon.com, $13.99

1 to the power of 10.

it's hard to find good music by women that isn't annoyingly depressing or man-hating. now, don't get me wrong...there's always a time and a place for that. luckily for me, it's neither the time nor place right now.

The Greatest, Cat Power
iTunes, $9.99

your curiosity will have to wait until tomorrow.

it's nearly impossible to be depressed when you're listening to jack johnson, which is why i'm very excited to see this. i mean, the man made the soundtrack for curious george. what's not to love?

Sing-A-Longs and Lullabies for the Film Curious George, Jack Johnson
iTunes, $9.99

to be blunt...

so i just happened to stumble upon this today. and by stumble, i mean i clicked on the top downloaded song on itunes. on any other day, my eyes would pass over 'today's top songs' which would typically include such great musical acts as slipknot or ashlee simpson, but, with a name like blunt, you can't help but click. so i did, and this fine young bloke failed to disappoint with 'you're beautiful' and every other song i sampled. he's like a more attractive, modern-day rod stewart. and you know how i love me some rod.

Back to Bedlam, James Blunt
iTunes, $11.99

best find of 2006, part 2.

these are fabulous. i would have put more photos but there were way too many that i loved.

folded notes
Carrot & Stick, $16 (eight notes and envelopes)

best find of 2006.

ok, with this site, i don't even know where to begin. i can hardly contain myself without my coworkers noticing. i really just want to scream because it is so great. and, jesus christ, it's all done by letterpress.

thanks again, times style section. and thank you, susie gelbron and julie walker. you truly are gods.

note book in versailles orange
Carrot & Stick Press, $5

attn: short girls.

thank you, thursday styles, for uncovering and exploring the plight of the vertically challenged in this hard-hitting expose on the obviously biased denim industry.

nice jeans would be a luxury and maybe an incentive to lose some weight, so it's good to know i can find them in something other than a 36-inch inseam.

Joe's Jeans Provocateur
Joe's Jeans, $158

my eyes hate me.

it's definitely time for new glasses...this is what i have in mind. something a little thicker, but also lighter in color, than what i have now.

Vera Wang V49 eyeglasses
eyeglasses.com, $162.50

love this song.

my itunes has finally failed me. nowhere on it or anywhere else on the web can i get 'someone like you' right now. thanks to tonight's bridget jones reunion, i can't get it out of my head.

[editor's note: thank you, jenkin, for coming to the rescue with this one. the ever-elusive 'someone like you' is now in my hands.]

Poetic Champions Compose, Van Morrison
Amazon.com, $9.97

bedtime.

i want a platform bed of some sort, but until i find the perfect one, this one could do. it's very cheap...it might even beat out ikea prices. but, chocolate, natural or black...i'm not sure.

Platform Bed in chocolate
Target, $124.99

a nice piece o' furniture.

there was a point a few months ago when i realized i didn't feel like a real grown-up because i own a very limited amount of 'grown up' furnishings. my bedroom furniture comprises mattresses on the floor, a weird little unit my ex-roommates' ex-roommates left in my old closet and an 'entertainment center' that was a child's desk left in the basement of the house i lived in when i was 5. so, yeah, i could use some upgrades.

Pablo 7-Drawer Dresser
Target, $299.99

you better hope i don't have children.

because this is what i'll do to them.

Animal Hat
auto., $68

also pretty.

hibiscus is my favorite flower.

Pink Hibiscus
auto., $170

pretty. (not feeling creative on titles.)



Cherry Blossom Cuff
auto., $308

colorfully comprehensive.



Phaidon Color Library Series
auto., $398

yeah, so shoes from payless aren't the best quality.

and it's also hard to come across a decent pair. but maybe with this really cute shoe being so open, the fake leather won't make your feet smell. but so what if it does? because you paid $20.

Exotic Platform Sandal
Payless ShoeSource, $19.99

blue suede shoes?

these shoes are so pretty for such a nice price. bow-clad shoes aren't normally my thing, but they work with these without being ridiculous.

Modern Love Suede Heels
Intuition, $65