you will soon find yourself embarrassed by a self-imposed superstition.

if you’ve ever been to my abode, you’ll know it’s littered with little white slips of paper with printed proverbial sayings.

in the corners. under the tv. inside candles. inside wine glasses. serving as bookmarks. stuck to the refrigerator. beneath every paperweight. squashed below a multitude of buddhas. meshed into tiny balls in the pockets of my pants.

i take my fortune cookie very seriously. but i take the fortune inside even more seriously. so i am pretty sure it has to be bad luck to throw them away. so i don’t.

fortune cookie magnets
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